Showing posts with label things kids say. Show all posts
Showing posts with label things kids say. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Trading the Tractor for a Boat

We are a family of goat farmers. With no disrespect to anyone reading who might be an actual farmer and who's livestock might actually be goats. It sucks! The noise, the smell, the eating everything in sight, I'm having reoccuring nightmares that I am Zsa Zsa Gabor humming the Green Acres theme song.

I know, you are sitting there scratching you head; 'Michelle, you live in suburbia, your yard only looks like it has been eaten by goats it could fit into the average beer store twice! Your neighbours thrive on bylaw. Where are the goats?

In the house! In the bedrooms and on the couch, they are tucked into bathroom drawers meant to house hair accessories and toothpaste, in toy boxes and the laundry room. The goats are everywhere,we take them in the car and on vacation. Every one of us has our own personal herd and is continually on the look out to increase head count.

The phrase is 'Don't let them get your goat.' We must say it a hundred times a week. A phrase induced by sibling rivalry and combat. It is the description for that moment where one child does something intentionally to provoke outrage in another, they 'borrow' personal items, comment on relationships, personal appearance, hygiene and intelligence. It is taking control of the other person's emotions and playing them like a marionette. Perhaps we are not goat farmers as much as we are goat rustlers. No one in this house is ever satisfied with keeping their own goats, no they go on missions to collect them, pushing buttons and invading personal space, stopping at nothing to get another person's goat.

It gets loud... "Am not!"...."Are too!".... "Am not!"...."Are too!"... "You're a goat farmer!"

They know it! They know that they are being rustled and they don't close the gate to protect their livestock. No, they see it coming so they climb up on top of the barn Nananabooboo style, wiggle their butts at one another and dare the 'getting' of their goats. All the while I stand around like the sheriff in a cowboy western "Now, Now Jeb...let's just think about this for a minute, you don't really want to go a hurt'n your kin there do ya?"

Heck ya they do! and they will take my goats in the process if they can!

Somebody triumphs at every showdown, the victory cry rings out..."I GOT YOUR GOAT!" Yes they actually say it, as they skip away from the battle back to their room to count their reward.

Leaving me in the wake, my boots covered in dust staring over an empty field wishing we were fishermen. Fishermen bob up and down on the water in their own little boats. They yell across the lake to one another "Any luck today?" They point each other in the direction of good shoals and pass along success tips, they recount great stories over lively music and the catch of the day.

I want to be a fisherman.

Gratitude today that while we spend an awful lot of time 'down on the farm' we also enjoy getting away to do some fishing from time to time.

Are you a family of farmers of fisherman?


Hope, Gratitude and Smiles are meant to be shared!
Michelle

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Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Sometimes a Card Says it Best

Today the Gratitude is short and sweet...

Kids make you laugh.

Remember when I got A Little Help From My Friends? The impact was farther reaching than I was aware...


E-man makes an Easter card at school.


Gratitude to KJ too, who took it all in stride and even cracked a little smile herself.


Michelle

Monday, May 16, 2011

Is This Thing On???

Today's gratitude is inspired by my young E-man. It's a request actually and he will be incredibly grateful for your help.

The year end school talent show is looming and every year E-man is determined to participate. The only problem we generally encounter is the logistical confines of bringing a skating rink or a skateboard park in for his performance. He's not yet been able to join the ranks of performers.

This year however he has a plan...he's going to build on his natural sense of humor and perform a stand-up comedy routine.
suprised?
This is where he is asking for help. There is a need for fresh material. 'G' rated school based humor preferably, it is public school after all and I still need to show my face around the halls for another 3 years. I'd like him to graduate grade 6 unscathed and preferably before he turns 30.

With enough time to perfect a routine and some new material that does not contain to word "fart" he'll have them rolling in the aisles.

So go ahead...give us what you got! Could I ask also, that while you are on your knees digging that joke book out of the cupboard, that you say a little prayer for me? Something along the lines of "Lord, please save my friend from public humiliation at the hands of her son." (have you ever met a comic who didn't make fun of his parents?)

Spend some moment everyday in reflection of gratitude and happiness. Even if the time found is standing in line for coffee...use is wisely.


Michelle


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Thursday, April 14, 2011

Thursday, Your Turn @ the Table

My young nephew 'King' (I'm nicknaming him 'King' for blogging purposes because he's the best storyteller I've ever met and destined to be the next Stephen King...I'm certain of that!)  'King' has a very difficult time saying "what's your gratitude?" When it's his turn to share at the table he always says "My great attitude is..."

It's very cute. It's also an awesome reminder that sometimes when we can't find a gratitude the very best thing is a great attitude. The funny thing is that one usually attracts the other.

So today, what's your Great Attitude?


Spend some moment everyday in reflection of gratitude and happiness. Even if the time found is standing in line for coffee...use is wisely.


Michelle


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